I OD on room service so I throw on a hat and hit the street. I’m incognito on the boardwalk eating
a churro like nobody’s business. Some d-bags are tossing a football but otherwise this place is in full
effect. I can’t even believe the sky right now. I walk into a church drunk on God and kick over some
tables, scatter coins on the floor. I’m still feeling it so I hop in a truck bed with some illegals and end
the day at a water park. My hair is a righteous frenzy. I’m standing at the very top of a platform
holding an inner tube. Fuck it I toss the inner tube and dive in bareback. For the first 40 seconds it’s
like the first 40 seconds of “Thunderstruck”. Then I’m plunged into a pool filled with kids, fat
people, and paparazzi.