You’re sweet as pie 
cute as hell 
dumb as smoke

God poured you belt-loose 

lacey farted
envelope torn
discharge heavy 
all right meatball
pretty as a ladder

God poured you like a snake
God poured you dildo-like
God poured you like a short person

You’ve got God’s handwriting
Grandmother  
dirty stamps 
city hips

God poured you like a light bill 

playground skin
tissue by the bed
braided cartography 
pile pile
ominous corn

God poured you like a leather jacket
God poured you a never-ending pickle
God poured you gated and you don’t open

You ain’t working
no love shortage
fucky loo loo
binder cleaner
selfishless
home for everyone

God poured you in the wrong place

with a hammer
an all out joke

brittle in mind
mortarless
burning sugar cane
burning cashews
bipartisanship

God poured you a little early for that
God poured you like pepper
God poured you in avenue black jeans 

God poured you like diarrhea 
that poured out of an asshole that God poured