Fire Drills
In my class on fire drills, I teach students about straight lines, efficient ways to die and the mysticism of alphabetical order. I teach them how to say nothing when they speak and how to make their voices audible only to dogs. They ask me, one day, When we burn to death on the twenty-third floor of a Miami hotel, when we see the smoke take on the shapes of all we’ve never accomplished, should we still take the stairs when we leave? I’m about to answer when a fire drill hits. We stand outside for a while, talking about quadratic equations, the dates of great wars, the abbreviations for the elements, especially the ones that can kill you invisibly.