Epic
We see you
in hat hair & Dior
Raging with liver sweats
Reader, I thought it was tacky
to address you
but this could be one of us
Wearing that silk robe
as a vanity membrane
Telling your secrets
to your house broken
Clydesdale
And when come the gooey summer nights
just gamble, gamble, gamble
No doubt
you ride your zen cart
thousands of feet
into the gold mine
listen to the drips of
Glory
Glory
Glory
Reading great accomplishments
on a microchip
the size of hotel butter
You are a monolith
the weight of fire
If you are the missing piece
Brace yourself
for the fit
The Sequel
The sequel is
less epic
You are a failure
You missed the last plane out of the city
before the storm
You have a wet crew cut
Your apartment
looks like
an exploded Burlington
Coat Factory
You blame your thumbs
and their haunted cuticles
for your typos
With the proper alignment
of shaving mirrors
you make an SOS
with a laser pen
Which we will realize
in our gargantuan living rooms
with little artifacts
Reader, in the third act
we will reunite
in a new regal kingdom
(whisper this part)
The wigs are in the box
where they will phoenix