Epic
We see you in hat hair & Dior Raging with liver sweats Reader, I thought it was tacky to address you but this could be one of us Wearing that silk robe as a vanity membrane Telling your secrets to your house broken Clydesdale And when come the gooey summer nights just gamble, gamble, gamble No doubt you ride your zen cart thousands of feet into the gold mine listen to the drips of Glory Glory Glory Reading great accomplishments on a microchip the size of hotel butter You are a monolith the weight of fire If you are the missing piece Brace yourself for the fit The Sequel The sequel is less epic You are a failure You missed the last plane out of the city before the storm You have a wet crew cut Your apartment looks like an exploded Burlington Coat Factory You blame your thumbs and their haunted cuticles for your typos With the proper alignment of shaving mirrors you make an SOS with a laser pen Which we will realize in our gargantuan living rooms with little artifacts Reader, in the third act we will reunite in a new regal kingdom (whisper this part) The wigs are in the box where they will phoenix