Tiberius (The Thousand Yard Stare) / from Empire
I cut your nose off despite your face. Sigmund Freud once speculated that a man could be in love with a woman for six years before having any idea. It’s embarrassing—like that time I showed up on the dance floor and you were dancing with her and all my friends were there and I felt Canadian or provincial. The symptoms of having no nose: loss of smell, foods don’t taste the same as they used to, stress-induced cardiomyopathy, shock and disbelief, nausea, fatigue, nothing can bear nostrils, constant or frequent crying jags, feeling empty, feeling like a sneeze is coming on totally all the time, feelings of loneliness, activities that were previously interesting no longer are, transmission of infection through sneezing is no longer presented as a possibility, anger, no more wearing glasses, The Thousand Yard Stare, no need for a neti pot, apathy, chronic nasal dryness