The Department of Education
I WILL NOT WILL NOT WASTE FOOD, INCLUDING A QUARTER OF A COLD HAM SANDWICH. I WILL NOT KILL THAT XEROX MACHINE THERE. I WILL NOT USE THE TELEPHONE FOR NON-EMERGENCIES LIKE MINOR CUTS OR JUVENILE PARANOIAS OR ANYTHING NOT GROUNDED BY TWO FIRM BOOTS IN THE MUCK. I WILL NOT CATEGORIZE. I AM ADDICTED TO GREEN TEA. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT WHAT RON SILLIMAN THINKS ABOUT YOU, OR WHAT YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT ME. I WILL I WILL BE SENTIMENTAL. I WISH I WAS YOUNGER LIKE NEGATIVE THREE. NOT SO MANY ARTSY CALENDARS DISCARDED AND A HEAP OF PAUL KLEE IN THE TRASH. TYPING UP NOTES AT WORK I THOUGHT OF YOU AND THE TIME I ASKED WHAT YOU WERE THINKING, AFTER SEX UPSTAIRS THE SUMMER OF NO AIR CONDITIONING, AND YOU ANSWERED THE CASPIAN SEA. I LOSE LIP BALM DON’T EVEN NEED AN AIRPORT. OR THE TIME I SNUCK A DEAD BUTTER- FLY OUT OF YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT AND GAVE IT TO YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, FROZEN IN A LITTLE GLASS BOX. I FLUSH MY HEADACHES OUT AND I WILL NOT WILL NOT DIE TODAY. THE POLICE OFFICER RESPONDED LIKE CHURNED BUTTER ON HARD BREAD. SOME KID STOLE MY CAR BUT BROUGHT IT BACK MY STEREO ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH TO TAKE OR MY LIBRARY BOOKS APPARENTLY. I SHRUG OFF DISROBE SLIP OUT OF ALL SYNONYMS FOR MISFORTUNE. TO-DO LIST CREEPING WHILE THE OFFICE IS OUT OF TOWN. I WILL NOT WAVE TO THE MAYOR. I WILL NOT CO-MINGLE MY FINGERS WITH YOURS. OR WHEN I RAN AWAY TO THE BACKYARD AND YOU WERE ALREADY THERE SMOKING SOMEONE ELSE'S CIGARETTE. A DIFFERENT WEEKEND WHEN THE POWER WAS OUT BEFORE WE KNEW IT WAS A HURRICANE AND WE WERE ALL LAUGHING IN THE DARK. THE PROSPECT OF DOMESTIC. CONVERSATION UNDERGROUND. SO WHAT IF MY EDUCATION STOPS HERE THE HEAT IS BOUND TO LET UP LET ANOTHER SEASON INTO THE YEAR. I WILL NOT WILL NOT PARTAKE IN DAIRY OR OTHER DAIRY-BASED FOODS. I WILL NOT RESEND MY EMAIL WHERE DID IT GO THE FIRST TIME VIRTUALLY I EXIST AS YOU DO. TWELVE HOT DOGS FOR THREE DOLLARS YOU DO THE MATH AND LEAVE HUNGRY. DUST COVERS EVERYTHING A DUSTING OF PARTICLE LOVE. I WILL NOT LOOK AT YOU IN PARTICULAR. I WILL SUSTAIN THE NOTE.